let me guess, you broke the world

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

deserttsong:

i walk a lonely road 

image

the only one that i have ever known

ardatli:

sciencefictionbaby:

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

earth-song:

Rare golden tabby tiger 

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

The ability to identify Gerard Way by the angle of his pinky finger is my weirdest talent

safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe