Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
i walk a lonely road
the only one that i have ever known
this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”
Rare golden tabby tiger
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
I have seen the future.
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get your game on